Answer
They are both interested in outerspace.
How do you buy cat food?
Answer
Purrr can.
How do you catch a squirrel?
Answer
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Answer
Unique up on it.
How do you entertain Lady GaGa?
Answer
Just Dance!
How do you know where trains go?
Answer
You follow their tracks.
How do you make a baby sleep on a space ship?
Answer
You rocket
How do you make a sausage roll?
Answer
How do you make a tissue dance?
Answer
You put a little boogie on it!
How do you spell "hard water" with only 3 letters?
Answer
How do you tie a cloud?
Answer
With a rainbow!
How do you wake up Lady GaGa?
Answer
Poker Face.
How does a flower ride a bike?
Answer
How does Lady GaGa like her steak?
Answer
Raw, raw, raw!
How many blocks can you put in an empty box?
Answer
One. After that it's not empty anymore.
How many bricks does it take to complete a building made of brick?
Answer
Only one, the last one
How many legs are on a snooker table?
Answer
None, they're under it!
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Answer
Eleven, (T..h..e...A..l..p..h..a..b..e..t)
How many of each animal did Moses take on the ark?
Answer
Moses didnt make the ark, Noah did.
How many of each species did Moses take on the ark with him?
Answer
None, Moses wasn't on the ark Noah was.
How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?
Answer
Only once. After that, you will be subtracting 5 from 20, then 5 from 15, .etc
How much dirt is in a hole 4 feet deep and 2 feet wide?
Answer
How much is a skunk worth?
Answer
One scent.
I fasten it and it walks. I unfasten it and it stops. What is it?
Answer
A sandal
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